From: "Luikart, Todd" Subject: [7th Sea RPG GM] Avalonian Insult Kit Date: Thu, 12 Aug 1999 12:12:03 -0700 It makes my heart sing to see that we're all getting back to useful gaming materials, my only comment on the mass of postings over the last couple of days is this: "Brevity is the soul of wit." With that in mind, have at you, thou droning motley-minded varlets!!! > Avalonian Insult Kit > >To construct a Avalonian insult, combine one word from each of the >three columns below, and preface it with "Thou": > >Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 >artless base-court apple-john >bawdy bat-fowling baggage >beslubbering beef-witted barnacle >bootless beetle-headed bladder >churlish boil-brained boar-pig >cockered clapper-clawed bugbear >clouted clay-brained bum-bailey >craven common-kissing canker-blossom >currish crook-pated clack-dish >dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole >dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb >droning doghearted codpiece >errant dread-bolted death-token >fawning earth-vexing dewberry >fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon >froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench >frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill >gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker >goatish fly-bitten fustilarian >gorbellied folly-fallen giglet >impertinent fool-born gudgeon >infectious full-gorged haggard >jarring guts-griping harpy >loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig >lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast >mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger >mangled hell-hated joithead >mewling idle-headed lewdster >paunchy ill-breeding lout >pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie >puking knotty-pated malt-worm >puny milk-livered mammet >qualling motley-minded measle >rank onion-eyed minnow >reeky plume-plucked miscreant >roguish pottle-deep moldwarp >ruttish pox-marked mumble-news >saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook >spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg >spongy rude-growing pignut >surly rump-fed puttock >tottering shard-borne pumpion >unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane >vain spur-galled scut >venomed swag-bellied skainsmate >villainous tardy-gaited strumpet >warped tickle-brained varlet >wayward toad-spotted vassal >weedy unchin-snouted whey-face >yeasty weather-bitten wagtail > > May the winds favor you {wretched boar-pigs), Todd -- Contents Copyright (C) 1997,98,99 by ALDERAC ENTERTAINMENT GROUP, INC.