Subject: [7thSea] Ten secrets of Theah THEY don't want you to know...
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 1999 00:34:21 EDT
From: IdeKaruto@aol.com


As Playtester X, I've stumbled across these secrets which have me very 
worried about the future of Theah. Judge for yourself...

10.Queen Elaine will abandon Avalon when she is offered a record contract as 
the new Spice Girl.

9.The Empereur, having completed the first phase of his plan to take over the 
world will start the second phase. Then comes profit. Fortunately, he is 
foiled by a mouse.

8.King Sandoval dies when his ship hits an iceberg in the northern seas.

7.The Eisen economy recovers when they discover that mud makes good beer.

6.The Vendel sourcebook is actually the guide to the N.O.M. organization and 
details all of their evil plots. These include the ultra-rare foil guilder, 
details on training Pokemon, and their insidious experiments in cloning Jar 
Jar Binks.

5.Captain Reis has a tragic accident in which one of his hands is swallowed 
by a monstrous crocidile. Coincidentally, the crocidile also swallows an 
ancient Syrneth timekeeping device...

4.The Explorer's Society hunt down Captain Reis's scythe. Their argument: "It 
belongs in a museum."

3.Avalon bards hit it big with their hit "Walk Like A Syrneth." It is 
followed by their less successful ode to the Inquisition, "Eternal Flame."

2.The Vodacce get the edge on the Vendel thanks to the "Fate Witch Friends 
Network." Hey, the first ten minutes are free.

1.After reading from a Syrneth Book of the Dead, only the Explorer's Society 
can stop...THE MUMMY.

You can see why I'm so worried. So demand that these storylines be abandoned 
immediately, before they ruin Theah forever.

Ide Osamu
Unicorn Clan Kolat Madman
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